Wife's battery finally gave up the ghost [image captions inside]

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/26/2018 at 16:43 • Filed to: Rebadged Corolla hatchback

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Could this actually be the original battery?!

Unfortunately the person who jumped her car at work also closed her hood with the PROP STILL UP...!...

... completely blew out the receiver mollie thing...

... and bent the hood prop...

... so you have to shove it in some random hole... Phrasing.

All that said, it was a 2-minute job to swap out. All is well.

Cé hé sin > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/26/2018 at 16:47

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That sounds rather.....interesting.

Oh, you meant her car’s battery. OK.

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/26/2018 at 16:52

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This is why you never let a "random" help you. They usually cause more harm than good. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > His Stigness 08/26/2018 at 16:54

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Well, she did help her jump the car and get home... Still.

[Series of headshakes, sighs, looking up into the sky wondering why or how or seriously why tho]

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/26/2018 at 17:08

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Must be nice to just swap the battery and drive along on your way without a care in the world ... #bmw

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 08/26/2018 at 17:11

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It is very nice. And the battery lasted 10 years 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 08/26/2018 at 18:02

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You mean to say that THIS isn’t conducive to quick and easy battery swaps?

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/26/2018 at 18:08

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Yeah but I’m sure you weren’t too far and you could have prevented the damage.

Oh well, what’s done is done. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/26/2018 at 18:27

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TIL Zoidberg has a battery powered robot wife.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/26/2018 at 19:05

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10 years is a good run. Also the co-worker needs a role model. That’s just moronic.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/26/2018 at 19:08

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The car has met some poor luck. A rock on the freeway shattered the fog light (it's glass?!?!), a carwash fan scratched the hood, and now dis.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/26/2018 at 22:30

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Is it time she got an upgrade?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/26/2018 at 22:40

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At 200k miles, she wants something different. We're at hummm 124k now

boxrocket > Cé hé sin 08/27/2018 at 13:50

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Maybe the car... IS his “wife”?! And he’s planning on replacing at 200k...